My wife just smacked me in the head with a faux wood blind. Can I divorce her now?
Joe B Want’s to know:
He says that it was accidental but I don 't believe the. What if the blind real wood she strikes him with next? Then what? However, I have a PRURITO for a certain action UNKNOWN and this will give me a justification for cutting her loose so I can have COITUS with other women.
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He says that it was accidental but I don 't believe the. What if the blind real wood she strikes him with next? Then what? However, I have a PRURITO for a certain action UNKNOWN and this will give me a justification for cutting her loose so I can have COITUS with other women.
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You probably deserved it!
Comment by somebodyspecial — August 26, 2008 @ 11:51 am
Your marriage is doomed. Your itch will never go away and will just lead to a worse divorce farther down the road. End it now, while it’s her fault and less costly.
Comment by Larry H — August 28, 2008 @ 5:14 pm
Well what’s holding you back ? go for it …lol you are to funny.
Comment by qtpieamanda1 — August 29, 2008 @ 8:48 am
Who says she’ll stick with the wood blind? She may have just grabbed the closest thing to her. ^.^
Comment by BittersweetKiss — August 31, 2008 @ 10:49 am
Why do you need an excuse to get divorced? You obviously don’t want to be married anymore.
Suck it up and do it.
Comment by Kristina S — September 1, 2008 @ 4:20 am
she should smack you again and knock some sense into you
Comment by kat — September 4, 2008 @ 5:56 am
Seems you are going to have a woody itchy… thing… for a strange reason.
Comment by Marquel — September 6, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
She should divorce you, and hit you with her car.
Comment by amie — September 9, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
sounds like she didn’t smack you hard enough.
Comment by cream city chick — September 10, 2008 @ 4:53 am
Sounds to me like your wife was trying to help you FORGET about your ITCH for some STRANGE.
Comment by suitecoffee4us — September 11, 2008 @ 4:15 am
Pity it wasnt wooden!! lol
Comment by suzimizzi — September 13, 2008 @ 8:58 pm
LMAO Your a grown man that sounds like my 5 year old!! Grow up and I dont support divorce so work it out instead of running from problems you will probably go thru in another relationship!!
Comment by Sheri N — September 13, 2008 @ 10:35 pm
Do her a favor..
Divorce her..
Comment by Common Sense — September 14, 2008 @ 2:18 am
LOL. You’re funny!
Comment by Curry — September 17, 2008 @ 6:49 am
lol nooooooooo, but i would hide the gun, pot an pans,lol ,, then take her out to dinner
Comment by ghostwalker077 — September 17, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
Well if strange action is what your looking for then try a blow up doll that should do the job.
Comment by Lulu — September 20, 2008 @ 12:09 pm